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Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Big Hairy Bikers, and a Few Small Ones Too

Posted by zeno on May 21, 2010



Right now, outside my house, there is the beginning of a gathering. This weekend is the Cruising Club of Caledonia’s annual weekend away, and there’s going to be singing, dancing, drinking, fishing, archery, axe throwing and much bikery tomfoolery.

The few of the guys I’ve met have been delightful… proper gentlemen, if a little scary. Our entire family has an open invitation to join in the shenanigans. I have to say I am sorely tempted. I still don’t have my bike license so I can’t talk shop with them, but I am really good at motorbike noises, so maybe they’ll let me join their club and I can let my beard grow, get a few more tattoos and forget about the diet.

UPDATE: 20:22
There is a woman biker, recently arrived, who has a very shrill voice and a vocabulary like a scouse sailor. I am confident that we shall be hearing from her later.

Does My Arse Look Big in This?

Posted by zeno on May 20, 2010

So this is now the home of “fasteddiesbullet” and “Geronimo Joe’s Rancho Rancho Relaxo“, what do you think of the wallpaper and soft furnishings? It’s pretty austere, isn’t it? Not my usual colourful whatever…

So, any thoughts, ideas, suggestions? You know me, I’ll listen to anybody… but I only pay attention to you, dear reader.